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Chris Pine 

The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.
Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."

Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."

Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."

Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."
Chris Pine by Cockfaggot May 22, 2009

Chris Pine 

is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.
"Chris Pine makes me jizz"
"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"
Chris Pine by Laif. July 13, 2009

chris pine 

sexiest man to ever exist. he has the prettiest and best eyes ever and i also really want his di-
CHRIS PINE IS SO FINE
chris pine by chrispinesexygf January 5, 2022

Chris Pine 

Actor and Usually a potheads always productive gangster and a gentleman
Chris Pine by Christopher pine November 23, 2021

Chrisinner 

One who professes to be a Christian but is still a sinner.
Ray Boltz is a Christian singer who "came out of the closet" admitting he is gay. Ray Boltz still claims to be a Christian which makes him a Chrisinner.
Chrisinner by FaceofConservatism August 14, 2010