chripolar

When you’re in love with someone named Chris and they make you insane. Similar to being bipolar but unfortunately there is no medication that can resolve this condition. Triggered by your conflicting feelings for the Chris you are in love with, with no resolution in sight.

Lauren: Why is she acting that way?
Jessica: She’s chripolar.
Lauren: Ohhhh. That explains everything.
Jessica: Yup.

Lauren: Fucking Chris.

by champainsupranova June 25, 2023

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

Chipolata

Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages.

Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA

'He's such a chipolata'
'He had the smallest chipolata i've ever seen!'
'Shut-up chipolata!'

by Reneeee August 8, 2007

Chipola homala

When your ass starts rapidly exploiting shit everywhere and suddenly your ass starts flying from the mere terror of your ass engulfed in the shit flames and your shit starts rapidly multiplying and you drown

My ass hold is explosive im a victim of chipola homala

by Seouleess June 21, 2021

chibolar

chib-olar - adjective ; cooler than awesome, cooler than the whole universe & everything in it.

1) did you go to the panic at the disco concert? it was so chibolar
2) my friend gave me a million dollars, he's so chibolar!
3) I didn't constipate last night! Is that chibolar or what?!

by little bo bop March 22, 2009

chipola homala

when the debts of ur assholes are unleashed into the world and suddenly and you start ferociously exploding out of your ass and suddenly you start flying around the earth and you come back to chipotle and you get urge to eat happens this is called the chipola homala paradox

1. oh my gosh my ass is exploding i think i have chipola homala 2. my ass is having severe minor concussions i am a victim of chipola homala

by DoreenVT June 21, 2021

los chipilarmerz

when me and my friend saw and sign, pronounced it so bad that it became this. Its a pepper of some sort. it can be eaten.

1 "los chipilarmerz"
2 "HHAahahaHAHHA"
1 "gory"
2"la"
1"666"
2 "why do we do this?"
1"..."
1"anyways"

by Doortholemew Manothemew January 5, 2022