Chipolata

Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages.

Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA

'He's such a chipolata'
'He had the smallest chipolata i've ever seen!'
'Shut-up chipolata!'

by Reneeee August 8, 2007

chipolata

Small pork sausage, thin and red. It combines spices, pork meat and it owes its colour to the powdered sweet peeper added to the filling. It is spanish by origin, but it is largely eaten as a pub snack in other countries. Very tasty, but very fatty also.

Chipolatas go down great after a few pints of lager.

by Hector Hernandez July 3, 2006

Chipolata

A sausage that is not quite thick enough to qualify as an actual sausage, so therefore is given the title of Chipolata

Many folk believed that Peter Andre had a most average Chipolata

by LB_Good0072 May 21, 2022

Chipolata sausage

Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages. Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA

for example ryan tanser has a chipolata sausage

by bitch972423344 July 27, 2010

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

chipoltcray

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag".

Kanye West's next album should just be 20 tracks of his incessant whining, cuz his last one was chipoltcray.

by Salvatore Antithesis February 12, 2014

Chipotlaway

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'

Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..

by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009