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chrimmil
A person (usu. a student) who attempts to fit the role of one who looks unintelligent but truly is. A chrimmil looks unintelligent and truly is, but pretends as if he/she was smart.
Will Smith, for example is someone who seems unintelligent but truly is brilliant, as evidenced by his scholarship to MIT.
A chrimmil would be someone attempting to follow the footsteps of Will Smith, but instead publicizes his/her intelligence. This chrimmil, however, is in actuality, not as intelligent as he/she appears.
A chrimmil would be someone attempting to follow the footsteps of Will Smith, but instead publicizes his/her intelligence. This chrimmil, however, is in actuality, not as intelligent as he/she appears.
chrimmil by Ankur Goyal December 9, 2008
Related Words
chremmi • Chemmie • Chremily • Chemmin • chremi • chremistry • chremnichou • chrimmil • cremmit • chemmy
Chemmie
Chemmie by IateAsemitruck September 26, 2023
chremistry
chremistry by doc doc December 21, 2003
Chemmie
A type of conspiracy theorist who believes that government is secretly spraying us with some sinister chemicals. This wide conspiracy would have to include a very large amount of people to have gone unnoticed for so many years while using huge flying machines to perpetrate the crime on a consistent basis for a very long time, systematically, over the entire countries without anyone being the wiser, except the very savvy chemmies themselves who somehow divined this mystical knowledge and are not the only holders of the truth eternal. They are impossible to argue with as they do not follow any logic in their argument preferring going in circles, using Gish Gallop tactics and a host of other logical fallacies to "prove" their "point".
A chemmie posted a photo of chemtrails in our facebook group stating this has never been like this before and when I posted a similar photo of World War II full of the same exact trails she deleted me from the group because of the resulting cognitive dissonance.
chremnichou
Noun. Of French, German, Russian, Polish,Ancient Greek, and Latin Origin.
A chremnichou: An easily gullibla person that it is very, very fun to toy with and send on wild goose chases.
A chremnichou: An easily gullibla person that it is very, very fun to toy with and send on wild goose chases.
Suzanne is a chremnichou. She was sent on a wild goose chase that involved heckling Thibaut for answers.
chremnichou by Sir Roby April 23, 2006
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