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Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.
"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

My Chemical Romance 

Despite the negatives people attach on the band they've actually done a lot of good. MCR's music has one of the biggest and most devoted fan bases in the industry. I know, that weird girl or guy in your school who likes anime listens to them, so they must suck right? But don't judge a book by it's cover. Fact of the matter is, whenever I'm feeling depressed I'll listen to MCR. I've read countless internet posts from kids who are adament that MCR prevented them from cutting themselves, shooting up, and even killing themselves. Call them what you will but they're one of the few bands I've heard of in the past decade that can have such a profound affect on people.
Suicide hotlines should just have My Chemical Romance albums playing on repeat.

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

My Chemical Romance