chowmein

a really sexy guy, with great fashion sense

wow look at chowmein over there, I had him last night

by gingervitustreaty July 7, 2011

Chowmein

An alibi for the word cocaine originated in Clare by a couple of Jim’s

Any bags of Chowmein jim? Yurt

by Jim moloy August 6, 2022

choweiner

Someone who dislikes verbal attention because they are using electronics or playing a video game.

"Dude you are such a choweiner wtf"

by Smol chungus June 13, 2021

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

chow mein

a wrongly spelt name for "Chow mien" which means fried noodles. Pronounced like "chao mien" Usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers.

Shane: Let's get some chow mein!
Xiangji: It's Chow Mien, u fucktard!!!

by Huang April 23, 2007

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019

Chow Mein

Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".

I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉

by Thakiso January 11, 2017