chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth
"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"
by BigPeePeePooPoo November 23, 2019
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Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover

The uncle boogalo sleepover move is meant to be one of the most intricate sex move ever to be created. First you have to gather 2 short guys and 2 tall guys, then you have the short guys jack off into a plastic pail while the 2 tall guys 69 each other in another corner across from them, then at exactly 11:00 am they all have to get in a 1932 Stout Scarab and drive to a sperm bank in which they'll go behind and fuck each other however they want without getting caught. But at 11:40 am they have to get back in their Stout Scarab and drive to a IHOP and every single one of them have to get the world famous Choclate Choclate Chip pancakes with a side of Sirloin Steak Tips and Mountain Dew. Finally go home and take that pail and dump it on all of yourselves
Friend 1: So what did you guys do over summer
Friend 2: We planned out how we would do the greatest sex move of all time
Friend 1: And what's that?
Friend 2: Uncle Boogaloo’s Sleepover
Friend 1: oh that's great, did you do it perfectly
Friend 2: yes and I'm fucking proud of it
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 06, 2021
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Sumo Sunrise

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”
Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 06, 2021
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The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
by BigPeePeePooPoo February 11, 2020
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Gatekeeper

Ben Fedrick
Ben: Gatekeeper
Dylan: penis
by BigPeePeePooPoo October 11, 2024
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Coco Knuckles

This is when you fist someone and end up completely covering your hand in shit, literal shit
Dad: You have fun with your girl last night?

Son: Yeah but I ended up getting Coco knuckles

Dad: What is that like a sweet treat?

Son: Sure dad, sure
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 06, 2021
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Gavin Fisher

This is a cracka who will try to cop a spurt of cologne any chance he gets. Falls to peer pressure and FOMO. Farts in public whenever he can, but still pulls.
Gavin Fisher: Hey Trey, I brought the football with me if you want me to drop it off
Trey: Nah, I'm good man I don't need it.
Gavin Fisher: Well, I'm in your neighborhood, and of a matter of fact, a fella needs a spurt of cologne before his date.
Trey: Hell nah cracka.
by BigPeePeePooPoo October 11, 2024
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