Verb To get completely, utterly and physically fucked out of your mind by narcotics, alcohol, and/or physical interaction.

Adjective To be completely, utterly and physically fucked up by narcotics, alcohol and/or physical interaction.
Let's go get chartered, Margret !

I'm so fucking chartered right now, John!

Let's charter that cunt!
by Goatgoatsmash May 7, 2018
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A word describing a random, completely inexplicable action, sentence, etc. Can be extremely idiotic. It relates directly to the way in which socially accepting and completely awkward kids attending a good Charter school behave.
Oh. Cut off your shoelaces again? Very charter of you.
by Lactatious Chicken January 15, 2017
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A boy, usually in highschool, who lets people rent out his shoes. They are exceptionally large shoes, and are generally furnished with pictures of dinosaurs . The most valued customer at the Charter ShoePlaza is always the D'Amico , regardless of the time of day, or if renovations are being done.

The Charter always gives amazing hugs, and has an extremely distinct smell. Charters can play guitar and write breath-taking song lyrics, they're pretty much amazing all around.
Of course they do ! This is the Charter Shoeplaza we're talking about here, not your mom's house !
by Shirley or Ronald ? June 16, 2010
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The worst phone, television, and internet provider out there.
Person: Hey, I would call you, but my charter is not working...again.
Other Person: Oh, well just email me then.
Person: Sorry, my charter internet won't turn on.
Other Person: Charter sucks.
by flipflop48 December 20, 2008
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The orange film that collects between your teeth and gums from eating a bag of cheetos
You must have eaten Cheetos. I can see the charter from across the room.
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Someone who is not a virgin but should be because how awkward they are around birds
Alie he is a charter
by Jesus gang May 9, 2018
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