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a large collection of anal fluids,(watery shit not included), all scooped up into one large xbox playing homophobic toaster who likes his KT nice'n'fresh. mmmmmmm hmmmmmm
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despises beans on toast & works for the kazakhstani cleaning services.
I was on xbox last night and i played this geeek, he must have been a complete chorno.
chorno by Habitso February 14, 2009

chernobylish 

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.
My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.
chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019
Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.
"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."
Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

chorndle 

Chorndle is not just a word. Chorndle is a lifestyle that can only be fully attained by an elite few. For one to Chorndle is for one to truly be.

The word "chorndle" can be used by those who chorndle quite liberally. It is interchangeable with literally any adjective, verb, noun, or pronoun. However, to the ears of someone who does not chorndle, any use of the word chorndle will most likely be indecipherable.
Catherine, I know you chorndled a swift one off the balcony last night.
chorndle by ya.ga August 3, 2021

chronocide 

to kill time, especially when you're completely bored and lazy.
The teacher who didn't come prepared committed chronocide all day long.
chronocide by ADawg GMoney August 30, 2007

chronocracy 

Chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; The act of stealing time by a government from its citizens, by keeping them too busy with non-jobs, to notice the devaluing of their currency, over a longer period of time, making the citizen obligated to perform more and more work, for less actual self yield, as compared to an earlier time, like we see happening though "the eternal crisis" today.

By slowly devaluing money in a citizen's pocket, his time becomes worth less overall, (less money compared to older and more money equals rule by old over new power) thus he must work longer total of hours of his total life, to avoid becoming a persona non grata. Newly born citizens are born in a already divided up world, forever chanceless to come into power over previous gathered, and expanded over time fortunes.
The literal meaning of the word Chronocracy, has changed from original thought.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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