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Time of the month when the Atlanta Braves kick ass in the playoffs.
Me: "Hey John its choptober."
John: "Who asses are the Braves kicking this week."
Choptober by Cavalry05 October 9, 2012

croptopalis

A word that’s at the tip of your tongue
When you forget your dogs name you can call it a croptopalis

Choctopper

Often, but not always of the baby boomer generation, a choctopper is anyone who has destroyed the opportunities for the younger generations of the world through their contribution to climate change, environmental degradation a decreasing opportunity to enter the real estate market, over casualalition of the workforce, right wing political views, racism, sexism, homophobia etc and for some unknown reason is eligible and entitled for a free choc top at the Edge Cinema, Katoomba every Monday morning.
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)
"That fucking choctopper only uses their holiday house one weekend a year while struggling families can't find a rental property"
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.
Choctopper by Photomofobm April 5, 2018

Choptoxicated

To be drunk and high at the same time.
I was choptoxicated when I smoked 8 bowls and drank 6 shots of tequila with Ricky and Bobby
Choptoxicated by famousrg July 22, 2012

chop top 

A hard-top car that has had its roof lowered.
Jesse James owns a '54 Chevy Moonbeam with a chopped top.
chop top by johnebp February 14, 2004

Chop Top 

A guy in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Part of the evil family. Is twin brother to Hitchhiker from the first. Has pale skin and a metal plate in his head. Has the funniest lines.
Lllick mmy plate you dog dick!!
Chop Top by horror_blood November 30, 2003