Skip to main content

Choose Me 

A choose me girl is the type of bitch who's going to say stuff like "KAM" and "MEN ARE SHIT" when nobody gives a fuck. The choose me girl would look for validation from other females while bringing innocent males down.
"KILL ALL MEN! FUCK THEM!"

"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."
Choose Me by Someone Wifh July 16, 2021

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for? 

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

thug life chose me

Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

or

"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."

Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.
*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.

<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>They Chose to Walk Towards Me<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>They Chose to Walk Towards Me<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They Chose to Walk Towards Me<.7.9.7.6.>

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026