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Choose Me 

A choose me girl is the type of bitch who's going to say stuff like "KAM" and "MEN ARE SHIT" when nobody gives a fuck. The choose me girl would look for validation from other females while bringing innocent males down.
"KILL ALL MEN! FUCK THEM!"

"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."
Choose Me by Someone Wifh July 16, 2021

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for? 

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

thug life chose me

Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

or

"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."

Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.
*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.

<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They CHose TO have Sensual & Sexual Intercourse With Me, I Can interpret It Any Which Way I Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>They Chose to Walk Towards Me<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>They Chose to Walk Towards Me<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They Chose to Walk Towards Me<.7.9.7.6.>

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026