Slache's definitions

Chont

Softer version of cunt (pronounced cah with the C from the back of the throat with a rasp), originating from the island of Guernsey. Mostly used as a term of endearment

Alright ya chont?!

by Slache December 19, 2021

Qwertymodo

Rounded back attributed to office workers caused by years hunched over a computer

He’s been working in an office so long he’s turned into a Qwertymodo

by Slache December 12, 2025