chonte Share definition Flag nickname for this goofy mexican guy from El Llano. his mom makes up crazy names for everyone in their family... his brother tonio is called "Myoonyee" and well Carlos is yogi. Hey, Chonte, let's go! chonte by bigbro April 17, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the chonte mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch