Chonke

An obese and unfit male who resorts to gay prostitution to pay for necessities and pleasurable items.

"Daren never leaves home and he never works, hes such a chonke"

by Blazeitmaster69 August 20, 2020

chonke

You would use this word mostly to describe people who are metaphorically thic instead of physically because you know that if u said they were chonke irl they would drop kick you like you did to that child 2 years ago.

That boi is kinda chonke ngl

by Nicholas Dwyer December 6, 2021

chonce

An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.

Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"

by icedteapayne September 12, 2015

Arctic Chokey

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.

She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Chonce

Chonce: Typically used by One Direction's Niall Horan trying to say ''chance''

Niall- ''We took a chonce.''
Fangirl (Directioner) ''Omg! I want a chonce, whatever that is!''

by YoungCoyote101 January 2, 2016

chonce

A alternative word for chance said by Niall Horan because of his accent. One direction fans find it hilarious

Niall: we took a chonce

Liam: *leans over* i-its chance Niall

by liamssspaynetrain November 23, 2015