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An obese and unfit male who resorts to gay prostitution to pay for necessities and pleasurable items.
"Daren never leaves home and he never works, hes such a chonke"
Chonke by Blazeitmaster69 August 20, 2020
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You would use this word mostly to describe people who are metaphorically thic instead of physically because you know that if u said they were chonke irl they would drop kick you like you did to that child 2 years ago.
That boi is kinda chonke ngl
chonke by Nicholas Dwyer December 6, 2021
An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.
Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"
chonce by icedteapayne September 12, 2015

Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.
She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!
Chonce: Typically used by One Direction's Niall Horan trying to say ''chance''
Niall- ''We took a chonce.''
Fangirl (Directioner) ''Omg! I want a chonce, whatever that is!''
Chonce by YoungCoyote101 January 2, 2016
A alternative word for chance said by Niall Horan because of his accent. One direction fans find it hilarious
Niall: we took a chonce

Liam: *leans over* i-its chance Niall
chonce by liamssspaynetrain November 23, 2015
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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