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Chomp on the squiddie 

When you intentionally bite down on the lips of a vagina.
Yo did you chomp on the squiddie with that girl last night?

Chomp On This 

Chomp On This by Not santa November 7, 2003

Get my chomp on. 

I just ordered some Chinese food, I am going to "Get my chomp on."
Get my chomp on. by A.J.V August 25, 2009

scream like a chimp on fire 

(UK) Noise made, normally by a woman, when in a state of sexual excitement. The sound is similar to that made by chimp when on fire.
Come upstairs love and i'll make you scream like a chimp on fire.

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass 

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

Chimp on your shoulder 

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"