Definitions by urbanmacgyver
breaking bad
To break the previous level of bad. For a situation that has already hit the fan but still maneges to get much more worse.
Tom: Did you hear what ryan did?
Louis: No,what?
Tom: He had a warrent out for unpaid parking tickets,and,originally, he would have just gotten house arrest and probation.
Louis: Man thats bad
Tom: It gets worst; the cops turned over his car and found weed, coke, and a hand grenade!Motherfucker's gonna get 5 to 10 now!
Louis: 5 too 10! Thats worse then bad,Thats breaking bad!
Louis: No,what?
Tom: He had a warrent out for unpaid parking tickets,and,originally, he would have just gotten house arrest and probation.
Louis: Man thats bad
Tom: It gets worst; the cops turned over his car and found weed, coke, and a hand grenade!Motherfucker's gonna get 5 to 10 now!
Louis: 5 too 10! Thats worse then bad,Thats breaking bad!
breaking bad by urbanmacgyver June 18, 2011
K Kardashian
Mike: Did you hear hear that fat racist bitch amy talking crap about chinease people
George: Yeah, she hasn't even met a chinease person
Mike: Wow, so she's saying shit for shock value. that bitch's a total K Kardashian
George: Yeah, she hasn't even met a chinease person
Mike: Wow, so she's saying shit for shock value. that bitch's a total K Kardashian
K Kardashian by urbanmacgyver February 27, 2011
Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass
To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!
Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
Ghetto Guns
Guns commonly seen in the hands of gangsters and ghetto people. Uzi's,Ak's,MAC-10's,Tec-9's,AR-15's,Glock's,Desert eagles,ect.
David: Yo man I just got the H&k 416
William: Oh yeah, well I just got the AA-12
Jose: Hey guys my cousin just got shot so I got his grease gun
David: Seriously Dude, thats some world war II bullshit.
Jose: I also got a glock
William: What generation?
Jose: First
David: Enough with these Ghetto Guns dude.
William: Oh yeah, well I just got the AA-12
Jose: Hey guys my cousin just got shot so I got his grease gun
David: Seriously Dude, thats some world war II bullshit.
Jose: I also got a glock
William: What generation?
Jose: First
David: Enough with these Ghetto Guns dude.
Ghetto Guns by urbanmacgyver July 9, 2010
Standing Ovation
Standing Ovation by urbanmacgyver September 22, 2009
Ghetto Run
The act of running with stolen goods under both arms. And instead of taking small steps you take long strides.
Ronny: Hey look!
Ethan: What...Oh Its that crack head from the ghetto. running with some speakers. yup he's doing the Ghetto Run.
Ronny: yup. Those look a little like my speakers... Oh shit get him!
Ethan: What...Oh Its that crack head from the ghetto. running with some speakers. yup he's doing the Ghetto Run.
Ronny: yup. Those look a little like my speakers... Oh shit get him!
Ghetto Run by urbanmacgyver July 29, 2009
Lay Waste Too Yourself
John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.
Arnold: Damn Skippy!
John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!
Arnold: Damn Skippy!
John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!
Lay Waste Too Yourself by urbanmacgyver May 24, 2009