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chomp chomp 

A rather attractive Mexican male. A Chomp Chomp always needs to be in the sun.
Aww look at Chomp Chomp with his little skateboard!!
chomp chomp by J <3 May 2, 2006

Chomp chomp like nachos 

When giving a man head, the woman (or partner) bites down repeatedly or "chomps" on penis.
Oh girl, he cheated on you?! Well next time you goin down, chomp chomp like nachos, if you know what I'm sayin.

hairy chomp 

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
hairy chomp by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

Allergic Chomp 

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Allergic Chomp by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

chomp dick 

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.
You dont like me? Chomp Dick!
chomp dick by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

chomp on 

Eat or dine on. It is not necessarily an emphatic but sometimes used in situations where emphasis would otherwise be conveyed. 'On' is dropped when used intransitively.
Yo, I'm boutta chomp on this here deliceeus breakfast burrito.

Wait did you guys chomp it all up already?
chomp on by thiudans November 22, 2006
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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