Choking the chicken 

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"

Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.

Choking the chicken by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018

choking the chicken 

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

choking the chicken by G April 11, 2003

choking the chicken 

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

choking the chicken by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003

choking the chicken 

a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank

dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn

choking the chicken by sea weed October 6, 2008

Choking the Chicken 

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

Choking the Chicken by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Choking the Chicken 

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

Choking the Chicken by Jack July 6, 2003

Choking the Chicken 

gettin your jerk on

Choking the Chicken by punkass September 10, 2003