another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
by G April 11, 2003
too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
by Big Jim and the Twins May 01, 2003
a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
by sea weed August 11, 2008
when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
by xxx_anonymouse_xxx October 05, 2015
Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007