Choking Dog 

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

Choking Dog by TV CAR March 20, 2010

choking the dog 

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

choking the dog by SStampley July 21, 2013

Cooking the dog 

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

Cooking the dog by anonymous June 9, 2021

Cooking the dog 

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

Cooking the dog by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020