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I will choke you with your own asshole!!!
A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
I will choke you with your own asshole!!! by asshole choker March 26, 2010
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choke your chicken • CHOKE YOU • Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole • choke yourself out • Choke your waffle • go choke yourself • If e choke you go know • I will choke you with your own asshole!!! • roku and choke you • Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR
roku and choke you
watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.
roku and choke you by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
If e choke you go know
The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.
If e choke you go know by RakimUredo September 9, 2023
Smoke till you choke
Smoke till you choke by The Rastafa March 26, 2009
You choke
You choke by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008
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