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Definitions by beansoup23

manual rocket launcher 

when you nut in a girls mouth and clothesline her causing the jizz to shoot across the room and splat on the wall.
tom:hey bill did you bone last night?
bill:yeah man i made her do the manual rocket launcher
tom:hell yeah! did you hit the window and make it look like a bird shitted on the window?

roku and choke you 

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.
hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?

spotify and creampie 

when you have Spotify blasting in the background as you have sex and make a creampie in either one of her holes.
jack: yo Travis did you lay that pipe when she was there?
travis: damn straight I did, we had a little Spotify and creampie time

red velcro 

red pubic hair either from being a ginger or being on your period.
hey, tonya wanna see my red velcro? ;)
red velcro by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

playstation live and put it in your eye 

when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.
hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?

instagram and insta-slam 

instagram and insta-slam is when you find a girl on Instagram and everything escalates fast and leads to fucking within the next 2 hours.
this is what instagram and insta-slam goes something like this
GUY: hey cutie wanna come over
GIRL: oh my!*looks at body* I'd love to! *starts drooling*