choke job
choke job by jon rucini November 10, 2007
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Chode Job
When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.
"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"
Chode Job by Mike Donaldson January 15, 2007
chokejob
When you completely melt down and blow a game or match that you were about to win. This can also mean when one player or team is dominating a competition until the play poorly to let the opponent back in the game.
In Game 5, the Golden State Warriors pulled off a chokejob in the playoffs by losing a nine point lead with three minutes to go in the game.
Carolina Chokejob
When your cousin is deep throating you, and everything is going great, then she gags and vomits everywhere, ruining the whole experience, much like the North Carolina Tarheels in the 2021-2022 Men’s College Basketball National Championship game vs Kansas.
Cousin MaryLou and I snuck into the tornado cellar and she pulled down my drawers and started suckin. Man it felt good but then she got too far down there and gagged, spewing all over my clothes and dick. Now I have to go to family dinner smelling like vomit. Ruined everything that day. Did not want a Carolina Chokejob.
The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.
The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.
Carolina Chokejob by TheBreeziest April 4, 2022
Chokejob
referring to the act of a women performing a blowjob to the point of her choking until you cum at the end.
Chokejob by INverted Cross June 1, 2009
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