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chokejob 

When you completely melt down and blow a game or match that you were about to win. This can also mean when one player or team is dominating a competition until the play poorly to let the opponent back in the game.
In Game 5, the Golden State Warriors pulled off a chokejob in the playoffs by losing a nine point lead with three minutes to go in the game.
chokejob by Npard23 May 14, 2007
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Chokejob 

referring to the act of a women performing a blowjob to the point of her choking until you cum at the end.
MAn Lucy gave him one mouthwatering chokejob!!
Chokejob by INverted Cross June 1, 2009
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Carolina Chokejob 

When your cousin is deep throating you, and everything is going great, then she gags and vomits everywhere, ruining the whole experience, much like the North Carolina Tarheels in the 2021-2022 Men’s College Basketball National Championship game vs Kansas.
Cousin MaryLou and I snuck into the tornado cellar and she pulled down my drawers and started suckin. Man it felt good but then she got too far down there and gagged, spewing all over my clothes and dick. Now I have to go to family dinner smelling like vomit. Ruined everything that day. Did not want a Carolina Chokejob.

The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.

choke job 

when a woman is giving fellatio, the man makes the woman "choke" on his member.
Damn man, I knew I was big, but I didn't think I'd be able to give Cindy Wallace a choke job!
choke job by jon rucini November 10, 2007

Chorejob 

Chorejob is a handjob that you are loathe to give.
Ted wanted to get some action but I was tired so I gave him a chorejob instead.
Chorejob by DRock500 June 1, 2022
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