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choir-boy 

Goody goody: "I showed up 2-days in a row, after work and working out, and you were gone. I understand if you were busy, but since you don't talk directly to me, I have my doubts it's me that you're talking at. I don't trust it. It hurts when I publcily support your alpha status because I'm proud of you and you don't even publicly try to align with me. Are you ashamed of me? For my sanity (and yours), I don't want to continue doing whatever this is we're doing anymore. I'm not your girl, I'm not feeling it, and you're not the alpha man for me. God is closing the door."

Choir-boy: "10-4, 611."

Goody goody: *facepalm*
choir-boy by ange1 January 10, 2013
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choir boy 

Term used to completely embarrass and degrade someone.

Originally from the Schwartzenegger's movie "End of days" (1999), used massively in Arnold's prank calls on youtube.
You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
choir boy by get to the choppa now August 14, 2009

choir boy 

you are a fucking chior boy compared to me a choir boy
choir boy by ii epikz ii November 22, 2010

choir boy 

A boy who sings in a choir. All of whom can be put in at least one of the following catagories, leaving having a good relationship with them hopeless for any choir girl

1)happily taken
2)player
3)gay
4)weird, socially awkward and/or gross
Lisa: So I was thinking about going for that Tim guy
Rachael: The one in choir?
Lisa: Yeah
Rachael: Well only if you dont mind that he hooked up with half the soprano section
Lisa: Damn, I knew better then to go for a choir boy
choir boy by Rachael Joyce January 10, 2008

Choir Boy 

a term used by guys who are too afraid to sing in front of people. also used to make fun of a guy who has choir on his letter jacket even though he gets more ass then the other guys.
Wow that choir boy is getting all of our chicks, what the hell
Choir Boy by J Squared November 21, 2005

Choir Boy 

A. A person who likes to think their shit doesn't stink.

B. A phoney person who is putting on a front to impress or satisfy someone.

C. An extreme hypocrite/deceiver.
Johnny used to smoke weed with me everyday, but now he's a little choir boy and tells me it's illegal.
Choir Boy by Ladaloitel July 1, 2018

Choir Boy 

A female with short hair.
“Oh no! Thompson pulled another choir boy last night, he could do better”

“Hey! Middle schoolers aren’t aloud in here, it’s only 21 and up!”. “Oh don’t worry, that’s just a choir boy”
Choir Boy by Professor Bofa November 28, 2021
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