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A word used out of annoyance, similar to 'bloody' or 'flipping'
Oh choffin hell it's raining again!
choffin by gracie15 May 14, 2014
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Anal Full Choffin 

The act of two blind molerats engaging in, typically gay, anal sex. One partner, the top, holds the legs of the other behind his head at the knee.
Chris gave Bill the anal full choffin all night and Bill woke up sore from the anus to the legs.

Karen's favorite position is the anal full choffin.

I did the anal full choffin with my Real Boll Doll and it was amazing.

power coffin 

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of
"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"
power coffin by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

chuffing back a fat dart

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

coffin guys 

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy
me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies
coffin guys by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

flying coffin 

a dangerously accident prone aircraft
They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

coffin sex 

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.
A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.
coffin sex by un-named August 29, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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