chodiesaur

a person who acts like a douche bag/chode/moron and a monster

Josh stop acting like a chodiesaur!

by chodiesaurRAWR June 3, 2010

chodesauce

Sperm from a chode(;

Wayne has chodesauce leaking from his chode.

by fjndidhdbd October 12, 2013

chodasaurus Rex

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.

1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009

Chodeasaurus

A very large penis, with the width and density of a Chode, but the length of a very long penis. Ranges from 10-15 inches. You are a very proud man to have one.

Don't make me slap you with my chodeasaurus!

by Wall of Impossibility January 13, 2011

Chodasaurus-Rex

An impressive bowel movement on iceberg proportions that actually extends above the water level of the toilet bowl and touches the area of the body that would be called the "chode".

Dan vented his furious dump of epic porportions, wearily sighing as it touched his chode. The "chodasaurus-rex" was back- after mistakenly thinking it had been extinct for the rest of Dan's lifetime.

by Bonillawafer July 11, 2011

Chodeasaurus

A being with a chode body and a dinosaur head

1)"Dewey, man,hey come look at this epic pic of a chodeasaurus!"

2) "Hey man come look at this chodeasaurus-rex skeleton!"

by Luka D'a November 19, 2010