chodestick

A genitalic protuberance that can neither be classified as a chode nor not-a-chode.

“No, that’s not a chode,” the doctor told Marty, “and it’s not not-a-chode. What you’ve got there is a textbook chodestick.”

“Wendy couldn’t date a guy with a chode. But a guy with a chodestick — that was something she could work with.”

by King Foolio III August 2, 2022

Chodistic

Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.

*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"

by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023

Chopsticking

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

chopstickery

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.

Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?

by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

by The uwu meister March 8, 2019

chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

by kai azad January 2, 2007

chodesmack

its a name given to a person when they are being an ass hole or just being a little bitch.

tom:yo dave you wanna go to the titty bar after work around 8 or 9?

Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.

tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!

by Peter Berg February 17, 2007