Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
I've been in chode mode for a solid two years now. Well, time to change.
Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.
The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chodemode.