chode slap 

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

chode slap by Craven Cox February 25, 2005

slap em with a chode 

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

slap em with a chode by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

chode slapper 

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.

Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.

chode slapper by CroissantLife July 25, 2012

chode slapper 

it is when gay man are having sex and the top's balls are bouncing against the bottoms chode. It is a term used for gay men.

Warren is such a chode slapper. He pounded Steve's ass last night.

chode slapper by Teabagette April 14, 2005

Choke-slam dump-slap 

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."

"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."

Choke-slam dump-slap by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

Chodesap 

a term used to describe someone who is obsessed with ex-girlfriends.

Nick is a Chodesap and can't keep her name out of his mouth.

Chodesap by KarmaDude October 21, 2011