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Chocolate Top

When you’re giving a girl anal sex and you pull your penis out and she takes a swirly shit on the tip and begins to give you a blow job.
“Ayyy you here about Auggie” “No what happened”? “Bro Auggie got the best Chocolate Top ever”!
by AugB0N3 January 10, 2021
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Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.
My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!
by Jurek_11 September 30, 2010
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White Chocolate Topping

The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.
"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."

"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."
by Mr.Exotic November 2, 2021
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Chocolate Top Spin

Shit yourself while doing a handstand. Make sure she has a spoon ready.
by The Wrapper DBag November 4, 2009
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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