Definitions by Turdgod

Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.

“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth

Alabama Shotgun by Turdgod January 14, 2017

Chocolate Top Hat 

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

Chocolate Top Hat by Turdgod December 27, 2016