Salty Norman

The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.

It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.
by Jurek_11 July 22, 2011
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Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.
My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!
by Jurek_11 September 30, 2010
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