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chocolate orange 

When a slice of orange is interted into the anus as a prank; preferably of the mandarin or satsuma variety.
"Hey, man, you got any of those little oranges?"
"No, dude, why?"
"Ed's passed-out in the back. Chocolate orange!"
chocolate orange by Alan O'Neil March 4, 2007
Words you can keep

Chocolate orange 

Brian - 'do you want some chocolate orange?'
Sharon - 'let me grab the lube'
Chocolate orange by Supersteve November 19, 2013

chocolate orange 

Military term meaning chocolate starfish, ringpiece, anus, rectum etc. etc.. Comes from
I'd like to unwrap her chocolate orange. Sometimes shortened to just 'Tap it, unwrap it' (Extra clue - reove the foil from a Terry's chocolate orange and look at it from the 'North Pole') - see the resemblance ?
chocolate orange by Nick C March 7, 2003

Briggsy's Chocolate Orange 

A revolting dessert served up in the more depraved quarters of the homosexual community. After wining and dining his bitch, the dominant gay forces a peeled orange up the bitch's ass. After 5 minutes of ass-baking the orange is removed and eaten by the bitch. The practice was invented by prominent gay artist, Briggsy.
What's for dessert, Dominic?

You're having Briggsy's Chocolate Orange, so open wide bitch.

Terry's Chocolate Orange Style 

Themed by the "Tap and unwrap" Terry's Chocolate Orange tagline.

The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.

Terrys chocolate orange

When a girl wears too much foundation

Orange Chocolate 

A black girl with ginger hair.
Josh: Damn! Sarah is so pretty, I love Orange Chocolates!
Micheal: Me too!
Orange Chocolate by CthulhuKinnie November 21, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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