chocolate man
chocolate man by EternitySpent August 30, 2007
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Chocolate man
The chocolate man is the matress man’s Accomplice, he sells chocolate and also has a secret menu, the Chocolate man is really smart and might have Parkinson's also has Tourette’s
Chocolate man by Masturbation Beating off May 9, 2019
The Chocolate Man
Nhu & Stella: "The Chocolate Man is going downnnn!!"
"Oh no! Chocolate Man is meltingggggg!!"
What a world, what a world...
"Oh no! Chocolate Man is meltingggggg!!"
What a world, what a world...
The Chocolate Man by thejewandthecommunist May 12, 2009
Chocolate Space Man
An elaborate sexual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. Then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air and likely tightening the vaginal / rectal cavities ensuring maximum enjoyment.
"I paid this prostitute an extra $50 last night to do the chocolate space man, I forgot the pull the bag off her head though and now I don't know where to bury her"
Chocolate Space Man by Billy Billy no mates October 3, 2017
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man chocolate by goodmen13 August 14, 2010
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man chocolate by mjdiamond16 November 4, 2007
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