chocking the chicken
when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken
chocking the chicken by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010
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Chocking the chicken by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018
Choking the chicken
Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Choking the chicken by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
choking the chicken
another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
choking the chicken by G April 11, 2003
choking the chicken
too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
choking the chicken by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003
choking the chicken
a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
choking the chicken by sea weed October 6, 2008
Choking the Chicken
Choking the Chicken by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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