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chocalate milk

basically while fuckin your lucky partner in the ass she might be whinin or this might be just for fun w.e but u stick ur dick in your girl's mouth for a nice blowjob til you bust a nut...voila...chocalate milk...
i had my dick cleaned off in yo mommas mouth after fuckin her in the ass and nutted...served her some chocalate milk!
by FUK just call me farmer john December 26, 2009
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Chocolate Milk Guy

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy
by jeofry September 18, 2019
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Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"
by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012
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Columbus Chocolate Milk

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
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Chocolate Milk

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
by meteoryte January 4, 2010
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Guers Chocolate Milk

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
by Guers Girl May 5, 2010
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halo farm chocolate milk

The best most holiest fluid to ever grace your mouth. Made in Halo Farms in Trenton New Jersey. "Mother marys breast milk" as it is refferred to by some in south brunswick"
I have 4 cartons of halo farm chocolate milk at home and they will all be gone by tomorrow.
by Hfcm June 19, 2017
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