MILK

Similar to MILF, MILK stands for Mother I'd Like to Kill.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Angie? Did you get to meet her parents?"
Guy 2: "Oh Angie's great but her mom is such a MILK! Wouldn't shut up about how I was ten minutes late and how 'irresponsible' I am."

by Yophia Bursazhevsky April 12, 2009

MILK

Mother I'd Like To Kreme - When you put one or more hot-and-ready Krispy Kreme donuts on your dick before having sex with a hot milf.

Damn, I'd love to MILK that soccer mom. She even brought donuts to her son's game; it must be a sign!

by doubleD88 May 13, 2021

MILK

Man I'd Like to Kiss

Harvey Milk is a MILK

by Yevrah Klim May 13, 2011

MILK

Mother I'd Love (to) Kick.

Opposite of MILF.

Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK.

by Sam1 January 29, 2007

MILK

Mother I'd like to Kill

My x-wife sure is a MILK
That MILK She's A Tramp

by My X is a MILK October 17, 2010

Milk

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.

by no, luv❤️ April 26, 2020

Milk

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: dad where are you going?
Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019