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chloa is a smallish, squirmish little girl who seems to always end up where no one else can find her.. her eyes seem to see nothing, nothing others can make sense of, yet their strangeness seem to have such a dreamy pull to them... if chloa crosses you, she's unlikely to say much, though you can be sure that her heart will forevermore carry you. she is rare and unlikely, sad to the point of losing herself yet she is sweet as cream til the day you never see her again ♡
have you seen chloa?
chloa by redacted girl November 21, 2023
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chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
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the best goddamn underrated band to ever walk this planet
“Dude how do you not like Sir Chloe?”
Sir Chloe by robinurtoes July 17, 2020

chloe moriondo 

a girl that will make you question your sexuality
i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?

Chloconut 

A very unique wild species of coconut. Fusion of the world's finest Chloe and Thailand's best coconuts. An amazing, vibrant, and hard-working human being. Has the mentality of a beast and works like a machine.
Did you hear about chloconut? I sure did, everybody needs a chloconut in their life!
Chloconut by jscc123foreverr! January 12, 2023

chloe price 

GOD

a female character that was in life is strange and life is strange before the storm fans describe

chloe price being the ultimate hot character to ever exist
chloe price is so hot
im gay for a fictional character and im not mad
chloe price by N~`♤ May 9, 2020

National Chloe Day 

A national day celebrating all people called chloe on the 17th May.
*Its the 17th May*
Hey its National Chloe Day today! Have a great day Chloe!
National Chloe Day by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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