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Chloana is one of those girls who pretends to be someone who she really isn't to seem more popular, pretty, and likable. She looks like a complete Barbie because of all of that heavy makeup and extension hair, but truly, underneath all of the fakeness, Chloana is a naturally beautiful and talented girl who should be happy to be who she really is and stop faking everything.
"Oh my gosh, that new girl is such a Chloana! Like look at her face, it's literally covered in concealer forehead to chin!"
"I know! But I saw her after gym the other day in the changing room, and she's so pretty without any makeup, just the way she naturally is!"
Chloana by blue heart January 24, 2019
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Chloala Bear 

Chloala Bear is the cross-evolution of the world's finest Chloe and Australian Koala Bears. Decades of evolution and molecular engineering have led to the creation of this beastly machine. Most say Chloala bear is the rarest girl in the Chloala way galaxy and only one Chloala Bear has been reported to be found in North America with green eyes and silky brown hair.

Legends say her superpowers make her more powerful than the Arceus Pokemon. She has the spirit and vibe of Pikachu and always does her best to make those around her happy :) Collectively known to be the most khoshkgel (gorgeous), most kind, most killer, most knowledgable, and the most knockout girl known to humankind.

Nintendo and Pokemon Go players have been in search to capture this unique creature, but only "The Shah," has been able to locate Chloala Bear. A unique creature and king of the Chloala way galaxy, "The Shah," has his own superpowers and loves his Chloala Bear to the moon. Together their synergy has been reported to destroy the most difficult enemies and no one dares to fuck with them whether on earth or other planets. To those reading, you have been warned!
Jim: Should we gift "The Shah," his majesty, a dog or cat for his birthday?!

John: Jim, you stupid idiot sandwich! "The Shah," only loves and cares about his Chloala Bear. He'd execute us if we offer his majesty a dog or cat!
Chloala Bear by jscc123 February 21, 2023
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choanal atresia 

A birth defect, in which one or both nasal passages are blocked off, making it difficult or imposible to breathe through the nose.
He has choanal atresia: bone or skin blocking his nasal passages from his airway.
choanal atresia by Diane789 July 2, 2010
The name of a nice and polite female .

She's the kind of person who's most likely to make you smile although you don't feel like it and she's also a funny person.

Basically a cutie .
E.g.

Boy: ahh I wish I had a cute girlfriend

Girl :juSt get urself a chloaea!

Girl 1: ahh we need a cute friend in our squad !!
Girl 2 : excactly!!! Maybe we should just get a chloaea
Chloaea by Itseyagurl October 26, 2017

Chloanna 

Chloanna is a very respectful person when she wants to be. But NEVER get on her bad side. She tends to fall in love very easily and rush into things and ends up getting broken pretty bad in the end. She deserves the world and just needs someone to show it to her.
She looks like a Chloanna
Chloanna by wherearemychickennuggets November 16, 2020
A big titty girl from Mexico who is friends with everyone and over all a chill bitch. She is short tempered and a freak in the sheets. She likes a mf that has curls on they head aka a big buff dude with a beard. Her folks have a farm that has cattle on it and she’s used to that yeehaw lifestyle.
Choana is a baddie
choana by Chichlover:) November 23, 2021
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