If you're trying to chirp or key your girlfriend up on her nextel and all you get is a second of talk and the the busy in walkie talkie sign, shes probably a chirpwhore.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.