If you're trying to chirp or key your girlfriend up on her nextel and all you get is a second of talk and the the busy in walkie talkie sign, shes probably a chirpwhore.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.