chiroprocter

A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.

Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Chiroproctologist

He's the guy you call to straighten someone's ass out!

Johnny just sits in his room all day eating chips and looking at porn. I'm gonna take him to a chiroproctologist to fix his ass!

by eriks1971 December 7, 2016

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

by darfielg December 13, 2014

Chiropractor

A healthcare practitioner who receieved a Doctor of Chiropractic (D.C.) degree from a 4-year acreditted chiropractic college. DC's perform vertebral and extremity adjustments for the correction of vertebral misalignments (aka subluxations). Adjustments correct nerve interference and/or impingment to bring about better flow of the nervous system to all parts of the body (organs, muscles, etc). Chiropractic is in limited ways associated with, but not to be mistaken by massage therapy, physical therapy, osteopathy, and medicine. It's the fastest growing healthcare profession to date, and will remain on the fore-front of family healthcare & disease prevention for years to come.

Chiropractors are the future of primary healthcare. Don't dis it, until you try it.

by j to the bizzo May 3, 2005

The Chiropractor

Verb, maneuver

While masturbating, grabbing ones testicles and pulling backwards as far as one can up the back.

I thought Jess was giving himself a reach around, turns out he was doing The Chiropractor.

by Jessie G October 30, 2006

chiropractor

A "doctor" who uses fear mongering and clever marketing ploys to get repeat business instead of proven scientific methods. Much of what chiropractors do is based on the pseudoscience of sublaxation. A chiropractor will happily take all of your money to crack your back and neck. If you see one and don't get worse or lose all of your money, consider yourself lucky.

Chemistry Ph. D: I have a doctorate so you can call me doctor. I understand science much better than a chiropractor does. If I buy a white coat, will you give me $90/week for the rest of your life to crack your back?

by iLikeSoup May 8, 2010

emotional chiropractor

A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).

Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?

(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)

Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-

Tara: You're not my boss!!

Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.

by griffin_t_a January 24, 2013