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chiroprocter

A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.
Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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