eriks1971's definitions

Chiroproctologist

He's the guy you call to straighten someone's ass out!

Johnny just sits in his room all day eating chips and looking at porn. I'm gonna take him to a chiroproctologist to fix his ass!

by eriks1971 December 7, 2016

pickle lips

Chafed, calloused, weathered, or blistered lips from an abnormal amount of cocksucking.

Craven Morehead could tell by her pickle lips that he had chosen a hood rat of uncommon oral prowess.

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009

Cornfield Cassanova

A guy who bangs floozies in a cornfield. Someone who murders prostitutes and dumps their bodies in a cornfield. A guy who gets aroused when hes around or near cornfields. Someone who hangs out in a cornfield masturbating.

Watch out for Leland, i hear he's a real cornfield cassanova!

by eriks1971 July 15, 2011

Yard ape

The failed wannabe truck driver who works around the "yard" at a trucking or freight company moving tractors and trailers around and/or washing them for minimum wage or less. A fool who cant pass his CDL tests.

I curb stomped the yard ape over at JB Hunt cuz he smeared my windshield and left cheetos stains on my steering wheel.

by eriks1971 March 6, 2010

goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.

That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009