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Chipmonk

The act of passing gas while receiving analingus that unexpectedly forces gas into the giving partners mouth and inflates their cheeks.
Bobby used to give me the best rim jobs, until I accidentally chipmonked him that time on vacation.
by MrMarkyMark April 6, 2021
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chipmonk

A small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
God you talk some crap, you are a right chipmonk!!
You chipmonk, stop talking utter rubbish!!
by Alan Chew May 31, 2007
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Chipmonk Thump

When a chicks on her kneen's you give her a teebag and thump her on the forehead with your cock until she recives a cock size red mark.
by The poonstar May 14, 2009
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Chipmonk mix

When a DJ only plays samples of songs were each track last for only about 30seconds
"I was busting a move to this song but it changed so i'm full turned off dancing, damn chipmonk mixing"
by 6cgarcon May 11, 2009
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Retarded Chipmonk

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''
by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009
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The Chipmonk

When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!
man this chick did the chipmonk like wo last night.
by bata00420 June 28, 2009
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the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth
use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth
by t master tony July 10, 2009
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