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chinky dink 

the most handsome man to ever exist ever
wow that guy is a chinky dink

Chink dink 

This refers to a male who is a bit short in manhood.
When he exposed himself to me in the shower I tried to not laugh at his Chink dink.
Chink dink by Sir Duke 21 October 10, 2016

coinky dink 

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

chink dink 

A very small penis. Named after how Chinese (Asian) men have mediocre units.
I asked John if he had a chink dink and he said yes! What a loser!
chink dink by Dradle God May 28, 2006

chinky dinky 

A small penis similar to the penis of a Chinese man.
chinky dinky by Crazy Diamond July 28, 2005

coinky dink 

the fact that gossip girl and i had the same ideas make it a coinky dink
coinky dink by aduster June 23, 2010
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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