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chinjury 

when you fall down and hit your chin
Steve was so drunk he fell on the toilet takin' a piss and got a chinjury.
chinjury by Frali May 13, 2006
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Crinjury 

when you cringe so hard you injure yourself in the process
I nearly had a crinjury watching Taylor Swift attempting to rap Jumpman in that Apple Music commercial
Crinjury by @MikeIsSavage August 27, 2017
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clinjury 

A combination of the words clitoral and injury, specifically referring to the clitoral soreness experienced by a female and caused by too much direct contact with the clitoris, normally via masturbation.
Nancy was desperate to cum but she couldn't, as she was still carrying a clinjury from yesterday's session.
clinjury by MLAOSO February 24, 2011

Crinjury 

When an individual feigns am injury after an embarrassing accident or failure.

E.g. a footballer pretending to have cramp after missing an open goal.
Ronaldo’s rolling around on the ground, but I suspect that’s more of a crinjury than anything serious.
Crinjury by Ian Hump February 8, 2023

Crinjury 

The result of exposure to something so abhorrently embarrassing or cringe, that you sustain physical or emotional damage, pain, etc.
"I can't even watch that show. last time it was on I sustained a serious crinjury."
Crinjury by sharxbyte May 6, 2023

CRINJURY 

Noun:
The cringey feeling involved in empathizing with an injury one has not had.
Broken collar bone! That's my third worse crinjury!
CRINJURY by Metaldogg May 3, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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