Crinjury

when you cringe so hard you injure yourself in the process

I nearly had a crinjury watching Taylor Swift attempting to rap Jumpman in that Apple Music commercial

by @MikeIsSavage August 27, 2017

Crinjury

When an individual feigns am injury after an embarrassing accident or failure.

E.g. a footballer pretending to have cramp after missing an open goal.

Ronaldo’s rolling around on the ground, but I suspect that’s more of a crinjury than anything serious.

by Ian Hump February 8, 2023

Crinjury

The result of exposure to something so abhorrently embarrassing or cringe, that you sustain physical or emotional damage, pain, etc.

"I can't even watch that show. last time it was on I sustained a serious crinjury."

by sharxbyte May 6, 2023

CRINJURY

Noun:
The cringey feeling involved in empathizing with an injury one has not had.

Broken collar bone! That's my third worse crinjury!

by Metaldogg May 3, 2021

chinjury

when you fall down and hit your chin

Steve was so drunk he fell on the toilet takin' a piss and got a chinjury.

by Frali May 13, 2006

clinjury

A combination of the words clitoral and injury, specifically referring to the clitoral soreness experienced by a female and caused by too much direct contact with the clitoris, normally via masturbation.

Nancy was desperate to cum but she couldn't, as she was still carrying a clinjury from yesterday's session.

by MLAOSO February 24, 2011

Crinjure

When someone is so cringe it hurts you. Cringe/Injure

Kayne took the mic from Taylor and crinjured us all, but none more than Beyonce... I hope

by DavidNelson666 June 2, 2024