(Mexico) (Vulgar) Fucking loads of (a large amount of), fucking too much (excessively).
Derives from "chingo" (large amount) and "madre" (mother). Madre, as a Mexican offensive placeholder, is appended to the already vulgar "chingo" to add strength to the statement.
A chingamader is a word that has been made up or transformed from a spanish word meaning, "stuff" or "things". Now it's just an insult. Or a derogatory way to explain body parts.
"You are a fucking chingamader!" or "Where you been hiding those lil chingamaders?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.