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ching di 

a diverse word , meaning , hello , good bye , feelings of digust and pleasure. Also , substituted for inatimate objects .
Ching Di Justin .
Friggin Ching Di puked all over my floor !!
Ching Di !!! Do that again ...
Careful Jeff , your Ching Di is hangin low again .
I will bust a Ching Di upside your head !!!
I would like a burger meal and a double order of Ching Di ....
ching di by Mofus September 2, 2005
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ding-dong-ching-ding-dang 

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.
Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

Ching Ding

an Asian person so stupid he thinks ching chong is part of the Chinese language
Oh boy look at this ching ding in the class
Ching Ding by jimbo jim bob January 14, 2020

Dan Ching Dick Clink

Where two dicks meet at such force that they both shatter the space time continuum.

Creating natural disasters, catastrophic astrological complications and immediate death to participants.
Dude, I'd Dan Ching Dick Clink TF outta you.

bing bong ching chong ding dong 

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.

Ching Chong Dip 

Dipping you dick in teriyaky sauce before getting a BJ from an Asian girl.
Went to Thailand to get a Ching Chong Dip from a hairy lady.
Ching Chong Dip by MasterWolfy October 10, 2018

CHING ALING DING 

This word is used for when an asian is at your door
"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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