Dickkk

A Ku Klux Klan sex tape.

Chris: Google Dickkk.

Mia: Ok.

Mia: Guillotines herself

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

What the fuck did you just say about me?

The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT

by SexualAnonymous April 08, 2023

The Candy With A C'

The act of having sex with a scat and her releasing feces all over your dick. After, freeze for 24 hours and cum in the frozen poopsicle. Then freezing it again.

That Scat gave a nice The Candy With A C'!

I know!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Dongledoofabaleranslomber

The goofiest name you can call someone that does very goofy things

Jon: Man, John just spiraled his spinal cord ,which was removed for when he was drinking lean while dragon slaying, down the toilet.

Jaon: John is just a dongledoofabaleranslomber.

by SexualAnonymous May 15, 2023

Paintinography 17

Porn of an ALMOST qualified adult on a painting, basically.

?: This Paintinography 17 makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...

by SexualAnonymous March 04, 2023

Cumtack

Pulling out your penis for a moment, watching a 1 second moan video, putting a tack on her vagina, and cumming on the tack while fucking her.

By the way Charlie, what was that white tack i stepped on?

Oh, that was a cumtack. Spilled all over the room.

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Paintinography

Porn on a painting, basically.

?: This Paintinography makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...

by SexualAnonymous March 04, 2023