13 definitions by SexualAnonymous

What the fuck did you just say about me?

The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT

by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023

Dongledoofabaleranslomber

The goofiest name you can call someone that does very goofy things

Jon: Man, John just spiraled his spinal cord ,which was removed for when he was drinking lean while dragon slaying, down the toilet.

Jaon: John is just a dongledoofabaleranslomber.

by SexualAnonymous May 15, 2023

Paintinography 17

Porn of an ALMOST qualified adult on a painting, basically.

?: This Paintinography 17 makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023

Dickkk

A Ku Klux Klan sex tape.

Chris: Google Dickkk.

Mia: Ok.

Mia: Guillotines herself

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Cumtack

Pulling out your penis for a moment, watching a 1 second moan video, putting a tack on her vagina, and cumming on the tack while fucking her.

By the way Charlie, what was that white tack i stepped on?

Oh, that was a cumtack. Spilled all over the room.

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Paintinography

Porn on a painting, basically.

?: This Paintinography makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023

Buttfucking

The second branch of Sexual Intercourse.
Sliding the stick of the crotchal region into an ass.

I was buttfucking Neah last night.

Who the fuck is Neah?

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023