seven hundred

The amount of ways I can kill you unarmed.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot."
by SexualAnonymous April 08, 2023
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The Dimensions Of The Final

The final dimension in all of life.
?: Yo, The Dimensions of The Final sounds so coooooolllll!!!

??: I do not give a fucking shit.
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Dickkk

Chris: Google Dickkk.

Mia: Ok.

Mia: Guillotines herself
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Cumtack

Pulling out your penis for a moment, watching a 1 second moan video, putting a tack on her vagina, and cumming on the tack while fucking her.
By the way Charlie, what was that white tack i stepped on?

Oh, that was a cumtack. Spilled all over the room.
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Paintinography

?: This Paintinography makes me bricked up!
??: That's an illustration of a SEVENTEEN year old...
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Buttfucking

The second branch of Sexual Intercourse.
Sliding the stick of the crotchal region into an ass.
I was buttfucking Neah last night.

Who the fuck is Neah?
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The Candy With A C'

The act of having sex with a scat and her releasing feces all over your dick. After, freeze for 24 hours and cum in the frozen poopsicle. Then freezing it again.
That Scat gave a nice The Candy With A C'!

I know!
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