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A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

CHIMPS by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011

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Chimps

A group of boys that resemble Homosexuals, Gareth Gates and may have tendencies to dress like an Air stewardess

Le Chimps boys dont rule

Chimps by Gotcha March 13, 2003

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CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.

Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.

CHIMPS by AredUK November 22, 2016

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chimps

cum, piss, and shit

person 1: mmm I love licking your boots
person 2: make sure to get all the chimps off

chimps by pissmommy October 1, 2020

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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

chimps fingers by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

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Chimps knackers

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

Chimps knackers by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

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chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

chimps fingers by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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